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Saturday 20 February 2016

The most powerful

Cast
1. Barack Obama, President of USA, age 51
2. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, age 58
3. Vladimir Outin, President of Russia, age 60
4. Bill Gates, Co-Chair of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, age 57
5. Pope Benedict XVI, Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, age 85
6. Ben Bernanke, Chair of the US Federal Reserve, age 59
7. Abdullah bin Abdulaziz al Saud, Kind of Saudi Arabia, age 88
8. Mario Draghi, President of the European Central Bank, age 65
9. XI Jinping, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China, age 59
10. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the U.K., age 46
11. Carlos Slim Helu, Chairman of the Carlos Slim Foundation, age 72
12. Sonia Gandhi, President of the Indian National Congress, age 66
13. Li Keqiang, Vice-Premier of the People's Reoublic of China, age 57
14. Francois Holland, President of France, age 58
15. Warren Buffett, CEO of the Berkshire Hathaway, age 82
16. Michael Bloomberg, Mayor of the New York City, age 70
17. Michael T. Duke, CEO of Walmart, age 63
18. Dilma Rousseff, President of Brasil, age 65
19. Manmohan Singh, Prime Minister of India, age 80
20. Sergey Brin & Larry Page, Co-founders of Google, age 39

Set - at the space

All 20 actors floating around the Earth in space, in their space suits, linked to the spaceship which landed on the Moon. Everyone is angry, irritated, and look unhappy.

SONIA GANDHI
how could they do this to me, who let this happen in the first place, I don't understand what I'm doing here

DAVID CAMERON
this is completely not in line with our recent approach to openness and liaison with the European Union. Me hanging here helplessly together with other most influential people in the world, that's just highly inappropriate, and equally unbelievable

SERGEY BRIN & LARRY PAGE
(Talking unisono)
We actually googled it. We put 'why are we here?', and the result was the answer. It's the play's author 20th high-school final exams anniversary. Exactly 20 years ago, in 1996, she passed all her exams, and decided to go to university. Should she went for world exploration option, she would most probably be one of us here, hanging around, in celebration of another play's author's 20th anniversary

VLADIMIR PUTIN
(Smiling)
Wot, dziewoczka, molodiec

MICHAEL BLOOMBERG
What did he say???

DILMA ROUSSEFF
He's admiring her.

(All look at her in astonishment)

What? I've been learning Russian all my life. Always wanted to be part of Russian folk band, but never made it - different beliefs, different skin Colour, different attitude to life...

MICHAEL T. DUKE
Pity - unfulfilled dreams are usually dealt with in my company pretty good. This time, even I'm helpless.

POPE FRANCIS
Don't loose hope, Michael, it's not good for you

MICHAEL T. DUKE
I said helpless, not hopeless. HELPLESS!!!

POPE FRANCIS
I see. Yes, the situation is quite difficult. We can always pray, but that is lame here, it won't let us out and back to Earth.

(All look at her in astonishment)

What? I've been learning youth slang for the past few years. All to make youngsters come back. To us. Exactly where they, and their money, should belong.

MICHAEL T. DUKE
I've never in a million years expected me to say this, but being in space is funny as hell.

POPE FRANCIS
Couldn't agree more, Michael... Couldn't agree more...


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