Mathematical challenge ALL THE NUMBERS YOU CANNOT HAVE

PEOPLE IN THE PLAY
HER
HIM

SCENE 1
In the garden, at the garden table, the couple is sitting in comfortable rattan chairs, drinking tea, eating biscuits

HER
(reading a book out loud)- 'and then, he just held his last breath, and died' ... well, that make sense
HIM
- ... sorry, what?
HER
- the last breath suggests in itself there is no more breathing left ... so logically then, you die
HIM
- fair enough


SCENE 2
In the garden, at the garden table, the couple is sitting in comfortable rattan chairs, drinking tea, eating chocolate cake

HER
- if you have good heart, and head full of porn movies, you're sorted
HIM
- ... sorry, what?!?
HER
- that's the result of newest research done by US psychology association, apparently. They were testing 123 couples over a 5-year period. It turns out thinking about porn and being kind to each other gives you pretty good chances for a healthy relationship
HIM
- fair enough


SCENE 3
In the garden, at the garden table, the couple is sitting in comfortable rattan chairs, drinking tea, eating sandwiches

HER
(reading a journal out loud) - 'Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Saturday Sunday' ... hm, Sunday again !
HIM
- you forgot Friday
HER
- no I didn't
HIM
- yes you did, you said Thursday and then Saturday - forgot Friday
HER
- Oh, I was just reading the weekly spelling task from her journal. There is no Friday but Sunday is mentioned twice. Interesting...
HIM
- Is it? Maybe they just forgot...
HER
- What if it's some kind of a code? Like, don't think of the last day of workweek too much, try to spend more quality time with your kids on Sundays
HIM
- seriously ...
HER
- what?!? what if I am right!?!
HIM
- fair enough


SCENE 4
In the kitchen, Her cooking, Him reading a newspaper, sitting at the table.

HER
- I think that if I hear fair enough one more time from you, I'm calling that whole thing off ...
HIM
- What do you mean?
HER
- I mean a divorce
HIM
- You want a divorce because of fair enough??? What about us? What about our life together? What about the passion?
HER
- Exactly ...

THE END